So, this summer my niece graduated from high school in Oregan. We made the journey two years ago with a two van convoy. This year, it was a one van convoy with two adults, myself and my mother, and 5 kids, yes, you read that right 5 kids (not all mine!) ranging in age from 10 to 3 years old. I really meant to call the dr for some prozac to make it through the long days in the car with the kids, did I mention 5?, but really they did very good.
Of these 5 kids, I've mentioned that right?, only one was a girl, although a tomboy at heart, she can be a princess also! Well, it seems somehow the "armpit" farting came about, we've all done it right, come on! You are a really talented "fake" farter if you can do the kneepit fart, what is that?, the kneepit is the crease in the back of your leg. She is a master at this! Really, a master of the armpit fart as well.
The funny thing here, besides 4 kids making fart noises and the giggles that go along with it, was the 3 year old who just couldn't get it! He tried very hard but really just looked like a wild chicken with a wing problem! He couldn't get the "put your hand in your arm pit and push your arm down" so he just walked around flapping his arm and laughing. To us who knew what he was doing, he looked normal, but to everyone else, well, a wild chicken flapping! Maybe he will get the concept down and will become an official armpit farter!!
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